EU Mandates Repairability Labels for Phones and Tablets: A Step Forward or Just More Red Tape?

Starting June 20, the EU will require smartphones and tablets to display repairability, energy efficiency, and durability ratings, aiming to promote sustainability and consumer awareness.

Ah, the European Union, ever the bureaucrat’s dream, has decided to slap more labels on our gadgets. Come June 20, smartphones and tablets will flaunt their repairability, energy efficiency, and durability grades like badges of honor—or shame. These labels, reminiscent of those on your fridge, will grade devices from A to G, because what’s life without a little grading?

But wait, there’s more! Batteries must now endure 800 charge cycles with at least 80% capacity, and devices must survive drops and scratches better than your average politician survives a scandal. And spare parts? Manufacturers must cough them up for repairs. Yet, in a twist that’s as baffling as a plot in a telenovela, rollable phones are exempt. Why? Because, apparently, they’re as rare as a truthful campaign promise.

Is this a genuine stride towards sustainability, or just another layer of red tape? Only time will tell. But for now, prepare to see your next gadget come with more labels than a hipster’s artisanal coffee bag.